June 2012
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Shit that happens to me #2
I needed to go to the bathroom at work. I walk into the bathroom and see that there is no toilet paper. I walk back out to grab a fresh roll to replace the empty one. The office phone rings. At our office, we have a “protocol” which requires me to pick up the phone in no more than two rings. So I’m forced to answer it. And, oh goodness. My luck indeed. It’s the...
“You can close your eyes to the things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close...”
– Johnny Depp (via cdeeezy)
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Things to do before summer ends:
Take care of business first: meet with counselor and register for classes.
Go to Knott’s Berry Farm or Universal Studios
Finish Fifty Shades of Grey (and possibly the rest of the trilogy)
Exercise. For a little bit, at least.
The Dark Knight Rises - July 20th
Buy a couch for the apartment
Go on a trip: Ohio or Washington D.C.?
Celebrate 3-year anniversary with Timmy <3
Cut my...
“Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says “Come...”
– The art of “no,” continued: Saying no when you’ve already said yes. « CaptainAwkward.com
I love this post SO MUCH.
(via heavenearthandhoratio)
Especially ‘cause i do NOT like alcohol.
(via bellyjc)
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Just a glance.
Two nights ago, I had one of the most elaborate dreams ever. It was also one of the saddest. I felt like I was experiencing every moment of the dream as if it were happening in real life. You know what I’m talking about, right? Those dreams that feel so real—the ones that are so deep and entrancing that you can’t seem to tell whether or not you’re sleeping. Well, it was one...
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Shit that happens to me #1
I’m walking upstairs to my apartment—both hands full with groceries. I decide to do this while wearing Timmy’s shorts. And since he’s such a fatass, the pants start slipping. I am not wearing underwear.
The end.
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I was hit on by a security guard at 711 earlier tonight. I was wearing sweatpants, a tanktop, and jean jacket and had messy hair with no makeup on. And I was carrying a load of snacks in my arms like a fatass. Guess that means I still got “it.”
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jasmineetea replied to your photo:Half moved in to the apartment :) #timtru (Taken…
omg i’m jellyyy. How much do you pay a month!!!
$420/mo + water + electric; I got a pretty sweet deal!
kirstieeee replied to your photo:Half moved in to the apartment :) #timtru (Taken…
your own apartment?!
Yes :) Moved in with my boyfriend. I should update you, we haven’t talked in forever! I miss you <3
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"Never go into a girl's purse without permission"
You hear it all the time. Well, I hear it all the time. Some girls just go beserk when a guy goes through their purse. I’ve seen girls practically jump the guy for opening the front pocket of the purse to look for gum. And I’m not talking about the cute, playful nudge followed by the sweetly-uttered stop it. I’m talking full-on WW2 whup ass. I just don’t understand what...
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